You are hereby formally invited to join your esteemed colleagues as an honored attendee at this year's SSoC Meeting.
We, the world's foremost cryptozoologists, monster hunters, and friends of freaky fauna, will convene at our top-secret headquarters under a grocery store to unveil the year's most fascinating and grotesque new beastly discoveries.
**A reminder that the existence of this meeting is extremely secret. Bring your friends, but DON'T TELL ANYONE.**